THE THREESOME WE DIDN’T KNOW WE NEEDED

Buying $JNJND buys JNJ stock. Real shares, minted on-chain.

Johnson & Johnson & Diddy ($JNJND) is a memecoin paired with tokenized Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) shares on Robinhood chain. As $JNJND goes up, more JNJ gets minted and more baby oil liquidity fills the pool - so as the slippage goes down, the pool actually gets more slippery.